So it begins

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
08/19/2020 at 18:54 • Filed to: Covid at Sturgis, Covid-19, Sturgis, Contagion

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And of course, it had to start at a bar.

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DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > boredalways
08/19/2020 at 19:03

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If I was president, I can tell you how I would have handled Sturgis.

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Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > boredalways
08/19/2020 at 19:05

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I’m sure the big South Dakota contact tracing team will have that buttoned up i n no time, oh wait...

I have a cousin who is a police officer that has worked contract for the Sturgis rally several times, (not this past one thank gosh,) but he assures me that covid19 isn’t the only disease that was transmitted.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > wafflesnfalafel
08/19/2020 at 19:06

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the other disease was...

libertarianism


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > boredalways
08/19/2020 at 19:08

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Well, it’s also possible (if unlikely) that more attendees died in crashes than will die from the virus.

https://www.argusleader.com/story/news/crime/2020/08/16/fifth-person-dies-fatal-crashes-2020-sturgis-motorcycle-rally/5594822002/

(Once you throw in second-order impact, well, all bets are off.)


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/19/2020 at 19:09

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Could always pepper them with metric cruisers. They'd leave.


Kinja'd!!! facw > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/19/2020 at 19:16

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Won’t the Jeep people get upset if you send them MOAB?


Kinja'd!!! facw > Just Jeepin'
08/19/2020 at 19:17

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Yeah, the direct impact (may) not be too bad here, but the fact all these people gathered together and will then happily fan out (maskless for the most part) across the country is the bigger danger.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Just Jeepin'
08/19/2020 at 19:21

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“The motorcyclist was pronounced dead at the scene. Authorities are investigating if a helmet was used.”

Christ, if these people are anti helmet.... 


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/19/2020 at 19:51

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womp womp


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/19/2020 at 19:51

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“Fedoras for everyone !”


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > boredalways
08/19/2020 at 19:55

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Weird, they had it set up so only 50% of the people would go to a certain bar one day, the other 50% the next . A hybrid schedule if you will. Who ever could’ve seen this coming?


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Just Jeepin'
08/19/2020 at 19:56

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Damn that sucks


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > gettingoldercarguy
08/19/2020 at 19:59

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Hybrid schedule?  I don't think I came across any mention of one.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > boredalways
08/19/2020 at 20:01

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My tongue in cheek about schools.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > gettingoldercarguy
08/19/2020 at 20:41

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We're all gonna die


Kinja'd!!! Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Brian, The Life of
08/19/2020 at 21:05

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Perfect, especially if they come with a fake DOT sticker. “No, really, it’s a helmet”


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
08/19/2020 at 21:10

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Send in the Vespas!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > boredalways
08/19/2020 at 21:10

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Shocked. I am shocked.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > gettingoldercarguy
08/19/2020 at 21:16

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No wonder  that went completely over my head — I have no children!


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > shop-teacher
08/19/2020 at 21:19

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...you can't be THAT shocked.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > boredalways
08/19/2020 at 21:19

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Well, not that shocked :)


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > shop-teacher
08/19/2020 at 21:34

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Maybe the Shriners too for that matter.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > boredalways
08/19/2020 at 21:35

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Thoughts and Prayers ™


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
08/19/2020 at 21:44

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Definitely.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/19/2020 at 22:16

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https://www.theonion.com/world-death-rate-holding-steady-at-100-percent-1819564171


Kinja'd!!! Jayvincent > shop-teacher
08/19/2020 at 23:45

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technically, if it’s a hardtail they road in on, they couldn’t be shocked, but they could be forked... :)


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Jayvincent
08/20/2020 at 07:17

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This whole thing is most definitely forked!