![]() 08/19/2020 at 18:54 • Filed to: Covid at Sturgis, Covid-19, Sturgis, Contagion | ![]() | ![]() |
And of course, it had to start at a bar.
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:03 |
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If I was president, I can tell you how I would have handled Sturgis.
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:05 |
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I’m sure the big South Dakota contact tracing team will have that buttoned up i n no time, oh wait...
I have a cousin who is a police officer that has worked contract for the Sturgis rally several times, (not this past one thank gosh,) but he assures me that covid19 isn’t the only disease that was transmitted.
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the other disease was...
libertarianism
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:08 |
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Well, it’s also possible (if unlikely) that more attendees died in crashes than will die from the virus.
(Once you throw in second-order impact, well, all bets are off.)
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:09 |
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Could always pepper them with metric cruisers. They'd leave.
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:16 |
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Won’t the Jeep people get upset if you send them MOAB?
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:17 |
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Yeah, the direct impact (may) not be too bad here, but the fact all these people gathered together and will then happily fan out (maskless for the most part) across the country is the bigger danger.
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:21 |
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“The motorcyclist was pronounced dead at the scene. Authorities are investigating if a helmet was used.”
Christ, if these people are anti helmet....
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:51 |
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womp womp
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:51 |
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“Fedoras for everyone !”
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:55 |
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Weird, they had it set up so only 50% of the people would go to a certain bar one day, the other 50% the next . A hybrid schedule if you will. Who ever could’ve seen this coming?
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:56 |
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Damn that sucks
![]() 08/19/2020 at 19:59 |
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Hybrid schedule? I don't think I came across any mention of one.
![]() 08/19/2020 at 20:01 |
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My tongue in cheek about schools.
![]() 08/19/2020 at 20:41 |
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We're all gonna die
![]() 08/19/2020 at 21:05 |
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Perfect, especially if they come with a fake DOT sticker. “No, really, it’s a helmet”
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Send in the Vespas!
![]() 08/19/2020 at 21:10 |
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Shocked. I am shocked.
![]() 08/19/2020 at 21:16 |
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No wonder that went completely over my head — I have no children!
![]() 08/19/2020 at 21:19 |
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...you can't be THAT shocked.
![]() 08/19/2020 at 21:19 |
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Well, not that shocked :)
![]() 08/19/2020 at 21:34 |
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Maybe the Shriners too for that matter.
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Thoughts and Prayers ™
![]() 08/19/2020 at 21:44 |
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Definitely.
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https://www.theonion.com/world-death-rate-holding-steady-at-100-percent-1819564171
![]() 08/19/2020 at 23:45 |
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technically, if it’s a hardtail they road in on, they couldn’t be shocked, but they could be forked... :)
![]() 08/20/2020 at 07:17 |
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This whole thing is most definitely forked!